Stanley



Stanley the Hedgebat is the son of Shadow and Rouge. Like Jr, Stanley is 11 years old. He wears similar clothes than Jr, but instead of blue and red, he wears black and red. Stanley is a shy hedgebat but does a lot of thinking too. Ever since he was little his mom Rouge took him to her magician shows where she was in her sexy magician suit. But Stanley doesn't like them. Stanley's mom Rouge is pretty clumsy with her magician routines and Stanley has had a lot of operations because of that. Because of this. Stanley doesn't like his parents that much, but why he hasn't bother to call Child Services yet, I don't know. Stanley's favorite hobbies are writing poetry, thinking deep thoughts about the meaning of life and morality, and reading about guns. Stanley is very depressed sometimes and likes to cry a lot because of this. He is also angry and likes to take it out on Junior and Sarah, who Stanley sees as "stupid" and "comparable to fruit flies in their proto-reproductive ways" in his writings. However. Whenever his girlfriend Sylvia comes around. He becomes happy again. He likes Sylvia because they are boyfriend and girlfriend. See Sylvia.

Stanley actually is on the inside an angel. The cause of him being a bully-like-kid was from him not getting a chocolate ice cream like he wanted for his 6th birthday and up to the point in "The Day of Stanley's Last Trick" he acted like a bully. Only his girlfriend, Sylvia and himself knew his true personality at the time. Since recovering his 4-year anger, he is now acting like his true self again.

"I don't know why, but whenever I see her, or whenever I am reminded of her, I am always happy again. I turn into a clone of the imbeciles and future wife beaters who I call my 'friends'. Maybe it's an instinct built into me that she just turned on." - Stanley on his girlfriend Sylvia

Stanley's creator is LinkandRutofan

Trivia

 * Despite being the same age as Jr, he's actually 10 months younger. That could be because Jr was born before his parents were married and that it takes 9 months for a baby to grow inside his mother's womb and that his mother, Rouge became pregnant with him a month after she married Shadow.
 * Although he acted as a bully in the first season, he was truly a lonely soul on the inside. His girlfriend, Sylvia was the only one who knew his true feelings. Even more people discovered his true personality when he ditched acting like a bully in the 2nd season.